I am he as you are he as you are me and
we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see
how they fly.
I'm crying.
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van
to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your
face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.
Mister City Policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see
how they run.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead
dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your
knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the
sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
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Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I'm crying.
Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel
Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar
Alan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo.