Well you should see Polythene Pam
She's so good-looking but she looks like a
man
Well you should see her in drag dressed in
her polythene bag
Yes you should see Polythene Pam.
Yeah yeah yeah
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
She's killer-diller when she's dressed to
the hilt
She's the kind of a girl that makes the
"News of the World"
Yes you could say she was attractively built.
Yeah yeah yeah.